The Backstory of Feline Fine
Before the cloud, before the apps, there was the Jar.
Originally part of an experimental comfort protocol in a forgotten underground lab, Feline Fine was designed to reduce panic with purring. But the experiment backfired — the cats were too comforting. Researchers fell asleep mid-crisis. The lab was shut down, but the cats? They escaped, with one mission: protect, soothe, and neutralize distress… with cuteness.
Now reprogrammed and repackaged, Feline Fine lives on as a pocket-sized bottle of protection. Pop the top in a crisis (digitally, of course), and every signal near your child is quietly tracked, logged, and analyzed. Calm on the outside. Tactical on the inside.
They’re not just therapy cats — they’re your emotional defense unit.
